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November 10, 2020

親愛的愚蠢的美國人

Filed under: Probable Cause — Tags: — Bill @ 1:25 pm

ChiCom VoteDear American friends,

On behalf of the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China, please accept my heartfelt thanks for allowing us to provide the incentive for the use of mail-in ballots in your recently completed presidential election.

To your President-elect Joseph R. Biden Jr. and Vice President-elect Kamala D. Harris, congratulations on your glorious victory, and thank you for the “I Voted” lapel label.   Your recognition of our involvement in your election is sincerely appreciated.  I look forward to even greater participation in your future elections.

In return, Mr. President-elect, please allow me to offer your son Hunter a small token of our appreciation, a lifetime supply of our national happy powder, fentanyl.

My fellow members of the Communist Party of the People’s Republic of China as well as a contingent from our People’s Liberation Army look forward to visiting all of your 50 states very soon.

Very truly yours,

Xi Jinping, General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party

3 Comments »

  1. Sadly, this satire made me sick to my stomach. We have a deadly epidemic of liberals handing us over to China. It floors me that they are so blind, they cannot see our futures, that they are gifting to this country via their bastardized behaviors.

    Comment by Stebbijo — November 11, 2020 @ 8:54 am

  2. Stebbijo,

    Thank you for commenting. Here’s a piece of irony that won’t make you feel any better: Many of the cheap disposable filtration masks being mass-marketed in the USA to help protect the wearer from the Chi-Com Wu-hu-hu-han flu virus were made in the People’s Republic of China.

    By the way, there’s probably no truth to the rumor that President-elect Biden will select his son Hunter to be the new US trade representative to the PRC for the purpose of negotiating the purchase of about 350 million white flags of surrender to be distributed by the People’s Liberation Army during their upcoming goodwill visit to the USA.

    Did you happen to copy the Mandarin pictograph title of the post and run it through any of the free online translators? A few people have. Hint: It reveals the feelings Xi has for all of us.

    Comment by Bill — November 12, 2020 @ 6:53 am

  3. The masks that the office that I work at were purchased through the State of Idaho’s program. The box the masks were received in indicates that the masks were manufactured on “2020-05-01” and have an expiration date of “202005011.” The box contained a “Qualified Certificate” that states, in part:

    “PRODUCT: DISPOSABLE FACE MASK (NON-MEDICAL)”
    “COMPONENT: 68% NONWOVEN. 32% POLYPROPYLENE MELTBLOWN”
    “MANUFACTURER: Jiangsu Newvalue Medical Products.Co.,Ltd”
    “ADDRESS: Building G35, No. 1 Avenue, China Medical City,
    Taizhou, Jiangsu, 22530, China”
    “CHANGE CYCLE: 4 HOURS”
    “SCOPE OF APPLICATION: NOT FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT, ONLY FOR PERSONAL PROTECTION”
    “PLACE OF ORIGIN: TAIZHOU”

    It appears that there was an excellent marketing plan pursuant to which China caused a need and then sold the items ‘necessary’ to address the need.

    Comment by Tributary — November 20, 2020 @ 3:35 pm

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